Join The Human Race !


Thereís nothing romantic about the ìRunning of the Bullsîóit means torture and death for animals. But a new tradition, the ìRunning of the Nudes,î is bringing a new kind of excitement to Pamplona.

2000 uses for WD40


2000 uses for WD40

Pentagon sold biowarfare-capable equipment over Internet


So you are thinking about building a secret lab to develop the next generation of deadly biological warfare but you lack the appropriate gear? Don't worry, the Pentagon has what you need, at a very special discount price!

More Human than Human


Candidates of SF next mayoral poll take the Voight-Kampff test.

French Government Bans Term 'E-Mail'


In a fantastically dumb move, French Govt bans the term 'E-Mail' in favor of the Toubonesque 'Courriel'. How do you translate 'Asshole' in French?

Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life


Dr. Kellogg's christian sex tips can be found in his book entitled : Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life. You can get your hands out of your pants already...

Boy's war game sparked invasion fears


TV fueled austrian teenager who dressed up as a soldier to play war games in the woods sparked a major alert over fears the country was being invaded.

China preps reading list amid SARS


Stuck at home because of SARS? Chinese government cares about you! They have crafted a very special selection of entertaining books such as the "16th Party Congress Report" or former President Jiang Zemin's "Socialism with Chinese Characteristics" and "A History of the Chinese Communist Party". Lucky you!

Interrogating KSM


A technically detailed and heavily smelly piece of torture advocacy... How can someone be so sick and frustrated to think about such things?

Praying For Dubya and His Fellas


Please lift our President Up In Prayer in the following areas:

  • Pray that God would be with our Commander In Chief and this nation throughout this campaign for justice known as "Operation Enduring Freedom."
  • Pray that President Bush & those in his administration would have Godly discernment and wisdom in dealing with the decisions which face them.
  • Pray for the safety of President Bush, Mrs. Bush, their daughters, and all who are near and dear to them.
  • Pray for the safety of members of his administration and for the safety of our military.
  • Pray for minimal losses in the way of "collateral damage"
...

Please, somebody tell me that this is a joke... this is sick!

Legislator Wants To Mandate Use Of Cloth Napkins When Eating BBQ


A senator has authored a bill to require cloth napkins be used when eating barbecue...

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